Here's a new feature that will become ongoing.

I've kept a list for several years. It's an intriguing list to say the least. The title of the list is as follows:

"People Upon Whom I Wouldn't Pee If They Were On Fire"

The list contains nine standards and one "Urinator of the Moment". It takes a significant shift in public exposure to be removed from the standard list. For example, my perennial #1 would have been removed had he been convicted. The "Urinator of the Moment" is reserved for the latest person who annoys me by being over-exposed for colossal stupidity.

And without further adieu, here is THE LIST.

*Urinator of the Moment

*10) New Orleans Mayor, Ray Nagin

9) Bob Barker

8) Garth Brooks

7) Gilbert Godfried

6) Fidel Castro

5) Kobe Bryant

4) Mike Tyson

3) O. J. Simpson

2) Scott Peterson

1) Michael Jackson

This list is dedicated to all the O.G. at K.C.