And I thought Wisconsin had some creative criminals...

Yesterday in New Orleans, police were led to a house containing the cooked remains of a young woman after they found a note in the pocket of her boyfriend. Said note was discovered after said boyfriend had splattered his way down from a local hotel's 7 story roof. Said boyfriend strangled the girl after an argument, said he in the note, molested the corpse repeatedly, then dismembered and cooked it. The entire ridiculous story can be found here.

Nothing is more ridiculous than the fact that these two idiots were profiled significantly in the media during the Katrina coverage last year. Somehow, I'll bet this is W's fault too.

Oh, and here is my nomination for understatement of the milennium. From the couple's landlord after he had opened the apartment to allow the cops to find the gory mess, "He may have in retrospect seemed a little troubled."

No shit, Sherlock.