A Salute To Silicone

Anna Nicole Smith, it seems, has slurred her last word, as it were. She dropped dead of as yet unknown causes at a Hard Rock Cafe somewhere in Florida.

This was a helluva coupla months for the self-made booby-queen/billionairess from Mexia, Texas. (That's pronounced Muh-hia, by the way.)

She had just been named in a lawsuit that claimed that a woman had taken the Trim-Spa pills Anna had recommended and, by God, she was still Freakin' FAT. Not to mention her oldest son kicking it in with the assistance of his step-father a few months ago.

I guess the amphetamines finally caught up with her.

The moral of this story is: If you don't have that many brain cells to begin with, you REALLY shouldn't be killing the ones you do have with dope.