Solving world problems, one animal at a time

I was watching a commercial last evening that featured some Hollywood dork whining about how few polar bears are left and then begging for money. It was just before dinner, and I thought, "What animals will never go on the endangered species list?" THE ONES WE EAT!

Who ever heard of a chicken or cow or pig on the endangered species list? We need to start factory farming polar bears and seals and spotted owls for edible consumption! Problem solved!!

I'll bet they're tasty, too.