Cynicallous

A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

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Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Friday, December 31, 2004

Here's a new invention that will sell a billion units

Somebody needs to invent and patent a safe, self-igniting cigarette.

Starting on February 15, 2005, no lighters or matches of any sort will be allowed past any airport security checkpoints.

Maybe we're going to see a comeback of the waitresses with the big lighters and the trays of cigs and gum?

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Because of the spacing I thought you were thinking about Hooters! ( Boy was I off the mark =:) )

9:36 AM  

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