Here's a new invention that will sell a billion units
Somebody needs to invent and patent a safe, self-igniting cigarette.
Starting on February 15, 2005, no lighters or matches of any sort will be allowed past any airport security checkpoints.
Maybe we're going to see a comeback of the waitresses with the big lighters and the trays of cigs and gum?
1 Comments:
Because of the spacing I thought you were thinking about Hooters! ( Boy was I off the mark =:) )
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