Fred does it again.

Just a quick quote this week. Entire column here.

"Conservatives are puzzled by Conservationists. A dolphin, an elephant, a panda he calculates in terms of cans of dog food at thirty-seven cents per, and, for an additional three cents a can to cover legal contingencies, he would pack his grandmother. He sincerely has no faint idea why anyone might object. "

Works for me! (At least the panda, elephant and dolphin.) (I wonder if Lucchese makes dolphin skinned boots?)