Woo Hoo! Yusuf Islam's latest album is out....

Don't know who (or what) that is?? Not surprising. That's why the dork is still using his original name, "Cat Stevens" for his website.

Well, mister Stevens, it's a wild world out there today, now that morning has broken in Iraq and none of your compatriots want to get on the peace train. Hopefully, you won't be any trouble if some of our finest fathers and sons make the first cut the deepest.

Get over yourself. And, by the way, Salman Rushdie says, "Hi."