Cynicallous

A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

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Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Thursday, February 18, 2010

Pilot's manifesto is kinda lengthy. Here's an Evil's Notes version:

Dude tries to pass himself off as a religious institution to reduce his tax load. Gets bent over. Whines about it as if it was somebody else's fault.

Dude spends $5000 and 1000 hours pissing and moaning to congressman about tax law he obviously understands rather than pay his taxes on time because his employer is not legally obligated to withhold them. Gets Bent Over. Whines about it as if it was somebody else's fault.

Dude moves to Austin from SoCal thinking that Austin is different from SoCal. Gets Bent Over. Whines about it as if it was somebody else's fault.

Software engineer can't find an engineering job in Dell Country? In 2003?? Gets Bent Over. Whines about it as if it was somebody else's fault.

Cashes in IRA, doesn't pay taxes on it. Gets Bent Over. Whines about it as if it was somebody else's fault.

Sets his house on fire in attempt to murder his step daughter and then crashes a plane and his own pompous ass into a building to stick it to "tha man."

Bra-fucking-vo.

1 Comments:

Blogger Brian Gallimore said...

I can read a suicide note THAT long, thanks! (damn you facebook and google, I can't pay attention longer than 30 seconds anymore!)

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