A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Saturday, September 25, 2004

Awwwww. Don't hurt the pwetty shark...

Well. An actual great white shark is floundering around off Cape Cod and the activists are out in full force protecting the defenseless creature. Local authorities say that swimming might be safe in other areas of the Cape. Perfect. That'll keep the tourists in the water...

"YeeeHaw!!" Splash. "Maw! Lookit me! Ah'm a fount'n! Hey, what's that dunh-dunh music ah heer? Aauuuggghhh! Glub-glub-bleed-shred-render..."

If we're lucky, maybe "Jaws-The Next Generation" will help himself to an activist or two.

Oh. And one more thought. Sail-boarding anyone?


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