Awwwww. Don't hurt the pwetty shark...

Well. An actual great white shark is floundering around off Cape Cod and the activists are out in full force protecting the defenseless creature. Local authorities say that swimming might be safe in other areas of the Cape. Perfect. That'll keep the tourists in the water...

"YeeeHaw!!" Splash. "Maw! Lookit me! Ah'm a fount'n! Hey, what's that dunh-dunh music ah heer? Aauuuggghhh! Glub-glub-bleed-shred-render..."

If we're lucky, maybe "Jaws-The Next Generation" will help himself to an activist or two.

Oh. And one more thought. Sail-boarding anyone?