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A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Wednesday, May 04, 2005

Proving yet again that you don't have to be that bright to be an Animal Rights Whacko.

Dueling Wisconsin environmental groups are tied together at the wrists and prancing around like only Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim could have imagined. Story Here.

I'm on the side of the group that wants to install the windmills. Given that the mills rotate at about 30 RPM, it's probable that you could catapult a cow through the blades and miss them entirely.

The animal nuts seem to think that these mills will spontaneously turn into wind-powered bird-grinders and will wipe out the entire nesting population of waterfowl at a nearby wildlife sanctuary.

Aside: A Wind-Powered Bird-Grinder is not to be confused with the Log-Powered Meat-Grinder that was constructed by Texas A&M students in 1999.


Anonymous Anonymous said...

Cool! I'm on your side!

5:31 PM  

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