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New List! (If anyone's new, this is the current list of people upon whom I wouldn't pee if they were ablaze.)

*UOM = Urinator of the Moment

*10) Paris Hilton - Because now we know who was responsible for her (initial) deflowering.
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9) Bob Barker

8) Garth Brooks

7) Gilbert Godfried

6) Rosie O'Donnell

5) Barry Bonds

4) Fidel Castro

3) Mike Tyson

2) O.J. Simpson

1) Michael Jackson