I hate stupid people.

And it seems, God does too.

Two people drowned in separate incidents yesterday while trying to retrieve their cell phones from water sources.


HEY MORONS! Don't you realize that most cell phones will quit working if you leave them sitting next to a glass of water for more than five minutes? Christ. Drop your phone in a pond or sewer and go after it. What did you think you were going to save? Afraid to lose all the kiddie porn stored on the SIM card? At least you died heroically. Trying to save yourself the $50 charge for the new SIM.