Cynicallous

A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

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Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Friday, June 12, 2009

UPS Sucks Monkey Balls

Or, I'd like to hire some Brownshirts to take out Big Brown.

The carnage.

The box was taped pretty firmly shut when I got it. There had been severe molestation internally at some point. Only 3 of the 22 foam stanchions were left, and everything else was flopping around loose. The landing gear is missing, right wingtip is crushed and the elevator is split in two places. Fuck You United Parcel Service. Your idiot handlers could fuck up an iron jackass with a rubber hammer.

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1 Comments:

Anonymous Sweet Pea said...

I want to catch these guys! That's the most despicable thing I've ever seen. That wasn't an accident. That was done on purpose and UPS owes us big time. No one can pay enough for messing up the work Puppy's Pop did to build the plane and to send it, very well packaged to LA. Somehow I do intend to make a big stink if Puppy's Pop lets me. FedEx delivered a similar package and it was fine. No one broke into it!

9:20 PM  

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