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Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Monday, March 22, 2010

Evil's Prescription for all that ails the world

All right. I can fix the entire world's problems. Here's what we gotta do in no specific order:

Pull all our troops out of every fucking country they are in and bring them home.

Station them all on the Mexican border with orders to shoot to kill anything going in either direction. If there are too many military for that task, use the extra to round up all the immigration scofflaws and deport them with severe prejudice.

Nuke every mother fucking country ending in 'stan and the next two contiguous countries.

Apply previous rule to any remaining country that is > 30% Moslem. (See these fix two problems. Eliminating the terrorist threat and reducing the world's nuclear arsenal.)

Cut off all fucking aide payments that go to any country outside of the USA.

End birthright citizenship.

Bar anyone other than US citizens from entering the USA.

Use all the money saved on stupid global community organizing and wasteful payoffs to murderous despots to fund universal healthcare for all US citizens. Use what's left to un-mortgage ourselves from the Chinese commies.

Sit back and watch the world at peace because we will no longer be "cowboying" around picking up after everybody.

Yeah? Potentially racist and xenophobic? So. Fucking. What.


Blogger Qu'que chose said...

Tsk...tsk... Just get rid of the do gooders in November. It'll be a start. I think it can be done.

8:51 PM  

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