Caution: Repeated exposure to hurricanes may cause brain damage.

Now this is comedy. Lots of people who were complaining about the Florida government and weather service's inability to appropriately predict the future apparently decided to stay at home for this latest blast rather than obey the evacuation orders. Now they're all stuck, cold, wet and afraid and are begging Jeb's people to come to their immediate rescue. The state, for its part, is effectively saying, "Who, me? Go out in this weather? I'll see ya in a couple of days."

These nerds will probably sue the state for not saving them from themselves. It's no wonder I'm starting to think we need to have an aptitude test for voters. (Especially in Florida.)