He got him with the Pope-a-Dope

Dozens of people were involved in a fistfight at the church of the Holy Sepulcher today after Greek Orthodox and Franciscan priests couldn't agree whether one of the shrine's doors should be open or closed during a procession.

Link here.

Oh Ye of the Grandiose Pomposity, shouldn't you be worrying about the state of openness of a couple of ethereal gates rather than whether the Big Daddy will love you more because you decided to aerate his burial chamber?