Yardbird with a side of crossfire

The unbelievably named duo of Jackie Lee and Harley Lee Shrader of Bluwell, WV (where else?), were obviously confused about which reality show they were auditioning for when they began cooking chicken and, after an argument over whose technique was more palatable, both pulled pistols out of their pockets and began firing at each other.

Then again, I suppose that could be the NEW Improved, Gangsta-themed Martha Stewart Program...