Cynicallous

A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

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Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Wednesday, March 28, 2007

Let's Tie a Few Threads Together, Shall We?

With Rudy Giuliani polling well, along with John McCain, and now Big Fred Thompson possibly throwing his hat into the ring, there is much speculation as to whether America is ready for its first BALD president since Ike.

Obviously, since the infamous Kennedy-Nixon debate, the only thing that matters in politics today is the quality of a candidates coif. (I apologize for not coming up with a better alliteration than candidates.)

Also, over the last week, we have lost Blogger and columnist Cathy Seipp to cancer, Elizabeth Edwards was diagnosed with a relapse and now Tony Snow has relapsed as well. The liberal reactions to each of these events were startlingly different.

As Ms. Seipp lay dying in her hospital bed, some internet stalker-troll spoofed her web-site and trashed the lady and her family with a posting of such filth that I won't bother to link to it. (You can find it if you feel like searching.)

Some moonbat DJ from SoCal posted on a popular blog that given who he works for and what he believes, it's no wonder that Tony Snow's cancer returned.

And of course, the ever courageous John and Elizabeth were generally lionized for their courage in determining to continue their nomination battle.

Now, how will I tie all of this together you ask?

With one question, that I will ask.

What if the bald candidate wasn't male?

What if Hillary was stricken with a minor lump in her breast and had it successfully removed as happens very routinely these days and was required to go through Chemo to ensure a full recovery? How would the media react to THAT first bald president?

Wow. All of that and I didn't make one Britney Spears joke. I'm proud of myself.

1 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

Having trouble helping out in the alliteration category! How about "the quality of a quixotic candidate's coif!" Oh well,I tried.

7:45 AM  

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