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Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Saturday, November 10, 2012

A plan for the republicans

As I've been reading the election post-mortem as told by some non-Romney voting Paulistas, it appears that the reason that the republicans lost the white single female vote is because they talk about abortion too much.

I certainly agree that some of the answers given to loaded questions during the campaigns from the Obamedia were, shall we say, less than adequate. (And by "less than adequate" I mean "What the fuck were you thinking? You couldn't come up with anything else but THAT you dipshit?!) All that being said, if social conservatives are going to run on that type of platform, they should realize that the Obamedia will ask them those questions so they really ought to have a properly composed answer ready.

(Just once, I'd like to see Candy Crowley ask Bill Clinton, " So, have you stopped getting hummers from the interns yet?" Conveniently for the dems, as the anti-self-control party, those questions will never be asked.

Another tack I don't think was addressed enough in the campaigns was immigration and the effect it is having on the job market in this country. If you import an additional million people per year, they will have to find work somewhere. With nearly 15% total unemployment if you include those who have dropped out of the labor force and those who are underemployed, it is hard to see how mass illegal immigration is helping anyone or anything. (Other than building a new demographic that will never vote republican.)

Considering those points, here is my plan:

Given: 1) Single women will vote for those who will give them access to free birth control and free abortions on demand with no restrictions.

and 2) Single women need jobs and may vote for those who find them jobs:

Proposal: The republicans should immediately propose a program of mandatory abortions and sterilization for all illegal immigrants. This will show single women that republicans care about their access to safe and legal abortions as it will provide for a great deal of practice for doctors and hospitals. It will also most likely lead to a mass exodus of pregnant illegals and possible the rest of their families paving the was for an improved job market or at least reduced welfare spending at the state level.

Simple. Clean. Efficient. Fear not, Government knows best.

"The choice for mankind lies between freedom and happiness and for the great bulk of mankind, happiness is better.” - George Orwell, 1984


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