A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Tuesday, August 31, 2010

They're gonna restrict the drank!


FDA Looks to Curb Abuse of Cough Medicine

Gonna hafta go back to malt liquor.

This one has a bright future...

Teen Zaps Nipples, Stops Heart

Dumbass hooked an extension cord to each nipple and had a friend plug it in. Now he's SUING the teacher for not telling the class how dangerous that could be.

Too bad this wasn't a Darwin Award.

Monday, August 30, 2010

Some things that to me are obvious, may not be to some people, I guess.

Georgia Woman Convicted of Poisoning Husband, Boyfriend Found Dead in Jail Cell

My favorite part of the story are the last lines:

"Turner, a former 911 operator, was sentenced to life without parole in 2007 after a jury found her guilty in the 2001 killing of her boyfriend, Randy Thompson, a Forsyth County firefighter.

Turner was already serving a life sentence for the 1995 death of her husband, Glenn Turner, a Cobb County police officer."

Let me see if I have this straight. You start dating a women who is in prison, having been convicted of poisoning her last husband, and when you start feeling unwell, you don't get checked out?!!

How the hell did she pull that off anyway?