A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Wednesday, June 13, 2007

Jr to Hendrick Motorsports

Any bets on whether Casey Mears or Shrub is gone?

Thursday, June 07, 2007

I hate stupid people.

And it seems, God does too.

Two people drowned in separate incidents yesterday while trying to retrieve their cell phones from water sources.

HEY MORONS! Don't you realize that most cell phones will quit working if you leave them sitting next to a glass of water for more than five minutes? Christ. Drop your phone in a pond or sewer and go after it. What did you think you were going to save? Afraid to lose all the kiddie porn stored on the SIM card? At least you died heroically. Trying to save yourself the $50 charge for the new SIM.