A light, airy, effervescent, blog of grave consequence. (NOT!) Dedicated to those of us who must respond to negative stimuli by Chernobyling (entombing in concrete) our innermost thoughts.

Location: Slaughter, Louisiana, United States

A semi-gruntled corporate reliability engineer trying to make ends meet while keeping my wife happy, and myself out of the asylum.

Friday, June 26, 2009

Been Quite Awhile. New List

Looks like I finally won one. Nine more to go.

Removed from List - Michael Jackson, perennial #1

*Urinator of the Moment

*10) Al Gore

9) Bob Barker

8) Garth Brooks

7) Gilbert Godfried

6) Mahmoud Amadinejad

5) Kobe Bryant

4) Mike Tyson

3) O. J. Simpson

2) Scott Peterson

1) Fidel Castro

Wednesday, June 24, 2009

UPS is on a roll

Looks like their machinery got this one.

My new camping hammock ate it on the way here. The vendor is being very good about the return and replacement.



Friday, June 12, 2009

UPS Sucks Monkey Balls

Or, I'd like to hire some Brownshirts to take out Big Brown.

The carnage.

The box was taped pretty firmly shut when I got it. There had been severe molestation internally at some point. Only 3 of the 22 foam stanchions were left, and everything else was flopping around loose. The landing gear is missing, right wingtip is crushed and the elevator is split in two places. Fuck You United Parcel Service. Your idiot handlers could fuck up an iron jackass with a rubber hammer.